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Chuck Norris Food Jokes
Chuck Norris does not follow recipes. Recipes follow Chuck Norris. This collection is for the jokes about what he eats, how he cooks it and what happens to the hot sauce afterward.
Food jokes are some of the most accessible in the archive because everyone has a relationship with breakfast. Expect steak that cooks itself out of respect, coffee that needs Chuck to wake up, and cereal that stays crunchy in milk purely out of fear. They're ranked by community votes, so the best-loved ones float to the top.
If you're running out of dinner-party material, start here.
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