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Chuck Norris Programming Jokes
Programmers were among the first people to adopt Chuck Norris facts, and it shows. The classic format, a deadpan sentence that treats the impossible as routine, maps perfectly onto the daily absurdities of writing software: code that only works on your machine, bugs that vanish when someone is watching, and compilers that seem to have a personal grudge.
This collection gathers the best Chuck Norris programming jokes from the archive, ranked by the community. You'll find jokes about compilers, recursion, infinite loops, databases, version control and the eternal war between tabs and spaces. Some of them require a little technical knowledge; most of them just require having once shouted at a screen.
Use them in a standup, drop one in a commit message, or pin one to the office whiteboard. If you have a better one, submit it and we'll add it to the collection.
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