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September 03, 2026

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

467

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

468

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

469

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

470

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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471

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

472

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

473

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

474

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

475

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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476

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

477

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

478

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

479

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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