NothingButChuck
  • All Facts
  • Random
  • Top 100
  • Memes
Login

Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

  1. All Facts
Fact of the Day

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

All Chuck Norris Facts

Ranked by the people. Feared by everyone.

#466

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

Share
#467

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Share
#468

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

Share
#469

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Share
#470

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

Share
#471

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

Share
#472

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

Share
#473

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

Share
#474

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Share
#475

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

Share
#476

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

Share
#477

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

Share
#478

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Share
#479

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

Share
#480

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Share
  • « Previous
  • Next »

Showing 466 to 480 of 682 results

  • ‹
  • 1
  • 2
  • ...
  • 29
  • 30
  • 31
  • 32
  • 33
  • 34
  • 35
  • ...
  • 45
  • 46
  • ›

Get Daily Chuck

The best Chuck Norris fact delivered to your inbox every morning. No spam — Chuck Norris would never allow it.

© 2026 NothingButChuck.com — Chuck Norris doesn't read the footer. The footer reads itself to Chuck Norris.

Home Random Top 100 Meme Generator About Contact Sitemap RSS Feed
Submit a Chuck Norris Fact

Write your best Chuck Norris fact. If it's good enough, Chuck himself might approve it.

0/500
Fact Submitted!

Your fact is pending review. Chuck Norris will decide its fate.