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Chuck Norris Science Jokes
The laws of physics are supposed to be the one thing nobody can argue with. Chuck Norris facts argue with them anyway, and win. In this collection, gravity is a suggestion, the speed of light is a personal best that Chuck happens to hold, and the Big Bang has a very simple explanation.
We've gathered the archive's science jokes here: physics, chemistry, astronomy, biology and evolution, ranked by community votes. They're a favorite with science teachers, lab groups and anyone who has ever had to memorize the periodic table. Several are sneakily educational, which we neither confirm nor deny.
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