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  • Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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  • Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

    Chuck Norris Fact #318 278 Likes 347 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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  • Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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  • Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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  • Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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  • How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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  • There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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  • Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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  • Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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  • Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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