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October 21, 2026

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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326

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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