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  • Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

    Chuck Norris Fact #16 354 Likes 313 Dislikes

  • Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

    Chuck Norris Fact #17 298 Likes 310 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

    Chuck Norris Fact #18 266 Likes 287 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

    Chuck Norris Fact #19 391 Likes 321 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

    Chuck Norris Fact #20 391 Likes 260 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

    Chuck Norris Fact #21 377 Likes 326 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

    Chuck Norris Fact #22 370 Likes 310 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

    Chuck Norris Fact #23 305 Likes 405 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can break water in half.

    Chuck Norris Fact #24 276 Likes 241 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

    Chuck Norris Fact #25 295 Likes 274 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

    Chuck Norris Fact #26 282 Likes 245 Dislikes

  • There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Chuck Norris Fact #27 379 Likes 277 Dislikes

  • Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

    Chuck Norris Fact #28 293 Likes 304 Dislikes

  • Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #29 249 Likes 284 Dislikes

  • The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

    Chuck Norris Fact #30 369 Likes 311 Dislikes
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