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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris Fact #18 379 Likes 277 Dislikes
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris Fact #21 292 Likes 330 Dislikes
Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

Chuck Norris Fact #22 337 Likes 309 Dislikes
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris Fact #23 367 Likes 262 Dislikes
Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris Fact #26 300 Likes 311 Dislikes
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris Fact #27 292 Likes 314 Dislikes
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Chuck Norris Fact #28 354 Likes 296 Dislikes
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris Fact #29 359 Likes 342 Dislikes
Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

Chuck Norris Fact #30 282 Likes 245 Dislikes

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