#21 If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
#28 According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
#29 Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
#30 A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.