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October 19, 2026

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time. VS Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

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91

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

92

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

93

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

94

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

95

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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96

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

97

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

98

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

99

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

100

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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101

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

102

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

103

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

105

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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