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  • Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

    Chuck Norris Fact #91 294 Likes 274 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

    Chuck Norris Fact #92 277 Likes 350 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

    Chuck Norris Fact #93 289 Likes 239 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

    Chuck Norris Fact #94 261 Likes 367 Dislikes
  • Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

    Chuck Norris Fact #95 264 Likes 278 Dislikes
  • Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

    Chuck Norris Fact #96 330 Likes 306 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

    Chuck Norris Fact #97 314 Likes 266 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

    Chuck Norris Fact #98 342 Likes 290 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

    Chuck Norris Fact #99 327 Likes 345 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

    Chuck Norris Fact #100 324 Likes 275 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

    Chuck Norris Fact #101 272 Likes 318 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

    Chuck Norris Fact #102 313 Likes 258 Dislikes
  • It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #103 359 Likes 320 Dislikes
  • Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

    Chuck Norris Fact #104 279 Likes 391 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

    Chuck Norris Fact #105 330 Likes 303 Dislikes
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