#95 According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
#97 Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
#100 There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
#101 In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
#102 James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
#103 Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
#104 It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.