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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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