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  • Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

    Chuck Norris Fact #61 346 Likes 301 Dislikes

  • Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

    Chuck Norris Fact #62 298 Likes 310 Dislikes

  • When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #63 305 Likes 307 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

    Chuck Norris Fact #64 339 Likes 264 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

    Chuck Norris Fact #65 294 Likes 309 Dislikes

  • If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #66 262 Likes 276 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris Fact #67 286 Likes 287 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

    Chuck Norris Fact #68 279 Likes 288 Dislikes

  • Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

    Chuck Norris Fact #69 40 Likes 47 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

    Chuck Norris Fact #70 354 Likes 313 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

    Chuck Norris Fact #71 294 Likes 306 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    Chuck Norris Fact #72 277 Likes 347 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

    Chuck Norris Fact #73 266 Likes 269 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #74 373 Likes 273 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris Fact #75 352 Likes 276 Dislikes
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