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  • Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

    Chuck Norris Fact #1 395 Likes 324 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

    Chuck Norris Fact #2 338 Likes 376 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris Fact #3 335 Likes 372 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

    Chuck Norris Fact #4 364 Likes 288 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

    Chuck Norris Fact #5 269 Likes 257 Dislikes

  • Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #6 362 Likes 242 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

    Chuck Norris Fact #7 250 Likes 384 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #8 280 Likes 326 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

    Chuck Norris Fact #9 287 Likes 296 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

    Chuck Norris Fact #10 337 Likes 365 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

    Chuck Norris Fact #11 350 Likes 263 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

    Chuck Norris Fact #12 297 Likes 367 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

    Chuck Norris Fact #13 330 Likes 342 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

    Chuck Norris Fact #14 281 Likes 244 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

    Chuck Norris Fact #15 301 Likes 405 Dislikes
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