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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

Chuck Norris Fact #117 320 Likes 291 Dislikes
Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

Chuck Norris Fact #119 378 Likes 285 Dislikes
Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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