#106 Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
#108 Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
#111 After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
#113 Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
#117 Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
#118 Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
#120 Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.