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  • Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

    Chuck Norris Fact #106 261 Likes 367 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

    Chuck Norris Fact #107 289 Likes 239 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

    Chuck Norris Fact #108 277 Likes 350 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

    Chuck Norris Fact #109 294 Likes 274 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

    Chuck Norris Fact #110 311 Likes 292 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

    Chuck Norris Fact #111 357 Likes 307 Dislikes
  • For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

    Chuck Norris Fact #112 338 Likes 273 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

    Chuck Norris Fact #113 253 Likes 301 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

    Chuck Norris Fact #114 313 Likes 370 Dislikes
  • When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

    Chuck Norris Fact #115 350 Likes 251 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

    Chuck Norris Fact #116 272 Likes 293 Dislikes
  • To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

    Chuck Norris Fact #117 320 Likes 291 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

    Chuck Norris Fact #118 290 Likes 309 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can access private methods.

    Chuck Norris Fact #119 378 Likes 285 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

    Chuck Norris Fact #120 351 Likes 279 Dislikes
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