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#106

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#107

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#108

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#109

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#110

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#111

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#112

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#113

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#114

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#115

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#116

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#117

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#118

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#119

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#120

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.