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  • Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

    Chuck Norris Fact #76 298 Likes 310 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

    Chuck Norris Fact #77 346 Likes 301 Dislikes

  • The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

    Chuck Norris Fact #78 295 Likes 258 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

    Chuck Norris Fact #79 264 Likes 249 Dislikes

  • An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

    Chuck Norris Fact #80 317 Likes 299 Dislikes

  • Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

    Chuck Norris Fact #81 307 Likes 304 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

    Chuck Norris Fact #82 333 Likes 322 Dislikes

  • The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

    Chuck Norris Fact #83 285 Likes 331 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

    Chuck Norris Fact #84 270 Likes 277 Dislikes

  • Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

    Chuck Norris Fact #85 287 Likes 411 Dislikes

  • As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

    Chuck Norris Fact #86 294 Likes 245 Dislikes

  • Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

    Chuck Norris Fact #87 264 Likes 278 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

    Chuck Norris Fact #88 261 Likes 367 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

    Chuck Norris Fact #89 314 Likes 266 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #90 252 Likes 311 Dislikes
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