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#76

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#77

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#78

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#79

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#80

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#81

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#82

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#83

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#84

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#85

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#86

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#87

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#88

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#89

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#90

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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