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#76

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#77

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#78

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#79

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#80

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#81

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#82

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#83

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#84

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#85

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#86

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#87

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#88

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#89

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#90

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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