#661 Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
#662 Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
#663 Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
#664 Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.