Nothing but Chuck Norris Facts!

Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

#616

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#617

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#618

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#619

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#620

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#621

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#622

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#623

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#624

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#625

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#626

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#627

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#628

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#629

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#630

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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