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#601

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#602

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#603

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#604

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#605

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#606

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#607

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#608

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#609

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#610

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#611

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#612

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#613

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#614

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#615

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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