#601 Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
#603 The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
#604 The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
#606 Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
#607 If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.