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Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

#586

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#587

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#588

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#589

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#590

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#591

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#592

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#593

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#594

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#595

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#596

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#597

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#598

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#599

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#600

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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