#46 President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
#52 Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
#55 The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
#56 A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.