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October 19, 2026

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time. VS Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Hundreds of facts.
One man.
Zero weaknesses.

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

Which Chuck fact wins?

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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