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  • Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

    Chuck Norris Fact #46 293 Likes 304 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    Chuck Norris Fact #47 287 Likes 312 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

    Chuck Norris Fact #48 292 Likes 330 Dislikes

  • Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

    Chuck Norris Fact #49 337 Likes 309 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

    Chuck Norris Fact #50 262 Likes 358 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

    Chuck Norris Fact #51 298 Likes 274 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can break water in half.

    Chuck Norris Fact #52 276 Likes 241 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

    Chuck Norris Fact #53 391 Likes 260 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

    Chuck Norris Fact #54 305 Likes 405 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

    Chuck Norris Fact #55 370 Likes 310 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Chuck Norris Fact #56 354 Likes 296 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

    Chuck Norris Fact #57 391 Likes 321 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris Fact #58 286 Likes 287 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

    Chuck Norris Fact #59 294 Likes 309 Dislikes

  • If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #60 262 Likes 276 Dislikes
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