#557 When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
#559 When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
#565 Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
#568 Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.