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October 18, 2026

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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682 Facts

556

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

557

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

558

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

559

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

560

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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561

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

562

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

563

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

564

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

565

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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566

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

567

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

568

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

570

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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