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#451

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#452

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#453

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#454

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#455

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#456

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#457

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#458

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#459

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#460

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#461

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#462

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#463

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#464

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#465

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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