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September 04, 2026

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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391

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

392

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

395

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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396

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

397

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

398

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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401

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

402

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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