#363 Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
#364 Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
#365 Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
#366 Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
#368 Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
#369 Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
#371 Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
#372 Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.