#121 Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
#124 In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
#126 For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
#127 For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
#128 There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
#133 Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.