Nothing but Chuck Norris Facts!

Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

#121

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#122

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#123

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#124

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#125

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#126

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#127

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#128

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#129

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#130

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#131

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#132

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#133

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#134

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#135

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.