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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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