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October 18, 2026

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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121

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

122

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

123

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

124

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

125

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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126

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

128

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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131

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.