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October 18, 2026

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. VS Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

632

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

633

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

634

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

635

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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636

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

637

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

638

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

639

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

640

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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641

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

642

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

643

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

644

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

645

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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