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Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

#631

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#632

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#633

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#634

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#635

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#636

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#638

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#639

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#640

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#641

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#642

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#643

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#644

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#645

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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