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October 18, 2026

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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571

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

572

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

573

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

574

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

575

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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576

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

577

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

578

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

579

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

580

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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581

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

582

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

583

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

585

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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