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#571

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#572

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#573

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#574

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#575

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#576

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#577

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#578

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#579

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#580

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#581

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#582

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#583

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#584

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#585

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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