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Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

#541

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#542

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#543

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#544

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#545

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#546

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#547

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#548

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#549

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#550

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#551

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#552

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#553

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#554

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#555

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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