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#541

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#542

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#543

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#544

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#545

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#546

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#547

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#548

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#549

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#550

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#551

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#552

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#553

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#554

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#555

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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