Nothing but Chuck Norris Facts!

Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

#541

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#542

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#543

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#544

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#545

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#546

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#547

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#548

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#549

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#550

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#551

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#552

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#553

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#554

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#555

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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