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#526

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#527

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#529

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#530

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#531

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#532

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#533

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#534

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#535

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#536

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#537

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#538

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#539

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#540

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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