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#526

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#527

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#528

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#529

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#530

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#532

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#533

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#534

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#535

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#536

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#537

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#538

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#539

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#540

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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