Nothing but Chuck Norris Facts!

Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

#481

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#482

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#483

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#484

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#485

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#486

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#487

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#488

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#489

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#490

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#491

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#492

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#493

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#494

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#495

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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