Thousands of facts.
One man.
Zero weaknesses.

436

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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437

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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438

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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439

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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440

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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441

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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442

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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443

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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444

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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445

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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446

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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447

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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448

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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449

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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450

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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