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  • Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

    Chuck Norris Fact #31 293 Likes 304 Dislikes

  • There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Chuck Norris Fact #32 379 Likes 277 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

    Chuck Norris Fact #33 270 Likes 296 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    Chuck Norris Fact #34 325 Likes 304 Dislikes

  • Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #35 249 Likes 284 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

    Chuck Norris Fact #36 308 Likes 300 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

    Chuck Norris Fact #37 336 Likes 287 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    Chuck Norris Fact #38 267 Likes 323 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

    Chuck Norris Fact #39 331 Likes 323 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

    Chuck Norris Fact #40 377 Likes 326 Dislikes

  • There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

    Chuck Norris Fact #41 317 Likes 321 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

    Chuck Norris Fact #42 254 Likes 302 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can taste lies.

    Chuck Norris Fact #43 289 Likes 302 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris Fact #44 302 Likes 269 Dislikes

  • When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #45 312 Likes 304 Dislikes
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