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#31

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#32

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#33

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#34

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#35

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#36

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#37

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#38

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#39

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#40

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#41

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#42

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#43

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#44

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#45

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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