#407 Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
#409 Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
#417 The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
#418 Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
#420 Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.