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September 04, 2026

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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336

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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341

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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