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#331

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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#332

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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#333

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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#334

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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#335

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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#336

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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#337

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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#338

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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#339

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#340

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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#341

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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#342

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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#343

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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#344

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#345

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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