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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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