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October 21, 2026

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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