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September 03, 2026

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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246

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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251

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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