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October 18, 2026

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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246

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

248

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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251

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

252

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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