#242 Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
#243 Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
#249 Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
#251 He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
#253 Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
#255 In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.