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  • Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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  • If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #243 324 Likes 320 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

    Chuck Norris Fact #244 289 Likes 264 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

    Chuck Norris Fact #245 338 Likes 282 Dislikes
  • It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #246 310 Likes 291 Dislikes
  • When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

    Chuck Norris Fact #247 290 Likes 307 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

    Chuck Norris Fact #248 292 Likes 275 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

    Chuck Norris Fact #249 353 Likes 339 Dislikes
  • When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

    Chuck Norris Fact #250 331 Likes 287 Dislikes
  • Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

    Chuck Norris Fact #251 351 Likes 323 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

    Chuck Norris Fact #252 242 Likes 299 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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  • When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

    Chuck Norris Fact #254 43 Likes 46 Dislikes
  • COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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