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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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#181

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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#182

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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#183

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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#184

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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#185

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#186

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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#187

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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#188

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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#189

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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#190

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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#191

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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#192

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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#193

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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#194

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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#195

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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