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  • Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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  • Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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  • Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

    Chuck Norris Fact #183 273 Likes 287 Dislikes

  • Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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  • When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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  • All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

    Chuck Norris Fact #187 319 Likes 305 Dislikes

  • All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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  • The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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  • Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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  • Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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  • MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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  • Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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  • Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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