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September 03, 2026

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

185

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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186

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

187

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

188

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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191

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

192

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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