#181 Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
#182 When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
#185 Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
#186 Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
#187 The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
#188 Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.