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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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#496

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#497

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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#498

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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#499

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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#500

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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#501

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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#502

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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#503

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#504

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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#505

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#506

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#507

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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#508

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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#509

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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#510

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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