Nothing but Chuck Norris Facts!

Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

#496

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#497

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#498

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#499

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#500

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#501

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#502

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#503

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#504

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#505

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#506

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#507

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#508

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#509

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#510

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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