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September 04, 2026

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

422

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

424

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

425

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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426

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

427

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

428

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

429

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

430

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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431

Chuck Norris understands women.

432

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

433

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

435

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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