Thousands of facts.
One man.
Zero weaknesses.

346

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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347

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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348

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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349

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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350

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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351

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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352

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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353

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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354

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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355

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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356

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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357

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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358

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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359

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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360

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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