The Internet's Chuck Norris Archive

Thousands of facts.
One man.
Zero weaknesses.

Vote on the legends, save your favorites, make a meme, or let fate choose your next roundhouse.

Give Me a Random Fact

Fact of the Day

September 04, 2026

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

Open

The Rankings

682 Facts

271

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

272

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

273

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

274

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

275

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

Sponsored

276

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

277

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

278

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

279

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

280

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

Sponsored

281

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

282

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

283

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

284

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

285

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

Showing 271 to 285 of 682 results

‹
1
2
...
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
...
45
46
›