Hundreds of facts.
One man.
Zero weaknesses.

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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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272

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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273

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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274

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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275

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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276

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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277

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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278

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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279

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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280

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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281

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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282

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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283

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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284

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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285

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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