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September 03, 2026

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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