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  • Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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  • When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

    Chuck Norris Fact #257 43 Likes 56 Dislikes
  • When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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  • COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #259 52 Likes 34 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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  • Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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  • Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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  • While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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  • Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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  • Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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  • When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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  • Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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  • The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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  • The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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  • Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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