The Internet's Chuck Norris Archive

Thousands of facts.
One man.
Zero weaknesses.

Vote on the legends, save your favorites, make a meme, or let fate choose your next roundhouse.

Give Me a Random Fact

Fact of the Day

September 03, 2026

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Open

The Rankings

682 Facts

226

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

227

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

228

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

229

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

230

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Sponsored

231

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

232

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

233

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

234

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

235

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

Sponsored

236

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

237

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

238

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

239

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

240

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

Showing 226 to 240 of 682 results

‹
1
2
...
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
...
45
46
›