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#166

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#167

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#168

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#169

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#170

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#171

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#172

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#173

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#174

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#175

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#176

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#177

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#178

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#179

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#180

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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