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#136

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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#137

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#138

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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#139

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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#140

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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#141

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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#142

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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#143

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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#144

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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#145

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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#146

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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#147

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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#148

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

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#149

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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#150

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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