#136 Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
#143 The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
#147 When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
#149 Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.