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  • It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #136 359 Likes 320 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

    Chuck Norris Fact #137 324 Likes 275 Dislikes

  • Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

    Chuck Norris Fact #138 279 Likes 391 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

    Chuck Norris Fact #139 325 Likes 275 Dislikes

  • Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

    Chuck Norris Fact #140 408 Likes 343 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

    Chuck Norris Fact #141 298 Likes 322 Dislikes

  • Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

    Chuck Norris Fact #142 320 Likes 349 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

    Chuck Norris Fact #143 322 Likes 323 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

    Chuck Norris Fact #144 304 Likes 239 Dislikes

  • In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

    Chuck Norris Fact #145 318 Likes 322 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

    Chuck Norris Fact #146 279 Likes 263 Dislikes

  • They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

    Chuck Norris Fact #147 311 Likes 216 Dislikes

  • There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #148 330 Likes 350 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

    Chuck Norris Fact #149 300 Likes 273 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

    Chuck Norris Fact #150 218 Likes 314 Dislikes
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