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October 18, 2026

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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136

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

137

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

138

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

139

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

140

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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141

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

142

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

143

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

144

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

145

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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146

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

147

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

148

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

149

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

150

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.