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Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

#136

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#137

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#138

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#139

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#140

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#141

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#142

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#143

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#144

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#145

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#146

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#147

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#148

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#149

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#150

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.