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October 19, 2026

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time. VS Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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