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  • Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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  • Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

    Chuck Norris Fact #288 364 Likes 312 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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  • Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

    Chuck Norris Fact #290 300 Likes 371 Dislikes
  • Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

    Chuck Norris Fact #291 329 Likes 268 Dislikes
  • Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

    Chuck Norris Fact #292 298 Likes 296 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris Fact #293 319 Likes 353 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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  • Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

    Chuck Norris Fact #295 311 Likes 283 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

    Chuck Norris Fact #296 293 Likes 261 Dislikes
  • China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

    Chuck Norris Fact #297 314 Likes 308 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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  • Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

    Chuck Norris Fact #299 317 Likes 295 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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