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  • They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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  • Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

    Chuck Norris Fact #152 279 Likes 263 Dislikes

  • In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

    Chuck Norris Fact #153 318 Likes 322 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

    Chuck Norris Fact #154 304 Likes 239 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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  • Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

    Chuck Norris Fact #157 298 Likes 322 Dislikes

  • Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

    Chuck Norris Fact #158 408 Likes 343 Dislikes

  • After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

    Chuck Norris Fact #159 315 Likes 282 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #160 224 Likes 305 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

    Chuck Norris Fact #161 298 Likes 303 Dislikes

  • There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

    Chuck Norris Fact #162 287 Likes 334 Dislikes

  • When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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  • Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

    Chuck Norris Fact #164 324 Likes 311 Dislikes

  • They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

    Chuck Norris Fact #165 303 Likes 311 Dislikes
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