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October 18, 2026

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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682 Facts

151

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

152

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

153

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

154

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

155

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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156

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

157

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

158

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

159

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

160

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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161

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

162

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

163

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).