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#211

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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#212

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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#213

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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#214

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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#215

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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#216

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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#217

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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#218

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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#219

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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#220

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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#221

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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#222

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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#223

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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#224

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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#225

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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