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  • Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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  • Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

    Chuck Norris Fact #212 364 Likes 313 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #213 252 Likes 311 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

    Chuck Norris Fact #214 286 Likes 327 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

    Chuck Norris Fact #215 313 Likes 258 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

    Chuck Norris Fact #216 368 Likes 273 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris voids warranties.

    Chuck Norris Fact #217 330 Likes 246 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #218 324 Likes 320 Dislikes

  • If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #219 280 Likes 276 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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  • Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #221 262 Likes 322 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris understands women.

    Chuck Norris Fact #222 295 Likes 240 Dislikes

  • The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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  • Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

    Chuck Norris Fact #224 289 Likes 264 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

    Chuck Norris Fact #225 347 Likes 314 Dislikes
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