#211 Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
#212 Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
#215 You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
#220 In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
#221 Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".