#212 You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
#218 In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
#223 Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
#225 When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.