#198 When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
#200 Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
#204 That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.