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  • Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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  • When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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  • Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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  • When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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  • Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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  • According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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  • Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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  • The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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  • Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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  • Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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  • Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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  • Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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  • Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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  • Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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