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Undefeated in Everything
Chuck Norris Sports Jokes
Chuck Norris has never lost a game, a match, a race or an argument with a referee. In this collection you'll find the jokes that prove it: touchdowns scored from the parking lot, marathons finished before the start gun, and a very short account of what happened the one time someone challenged him to chess.
These sports and fitness jokes are ranked by the community. They're popular with coaches, gym-owners and anyone who has ever needed a push-up joke, and the fitness ones are a nod to the real Chuck, who spent decades selling America on the Total Gym.
Bring one to your next fantasy league draft. Actually, bring several.
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