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Short Chuck Norris One-Liners

Some of the best Chuck Norris facts are the shortest. No setup, no second sentence, just a single line that lands like a roundhouse. This collection is automatically limited to jokes of sixty characters or fewer, then ranked by community votes.

They're perfect for text messages, tweets, Discord statuses, sticky notes on a coworker's monitor, and the top line of a meme. Because they're short, they also translate well, which is why one-liners are the facts most often quoted in other languages.

If you want a fact that is easy to remember and impossible to forget, start here.

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