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Chuck Norris Animal Jokes
Every apex predator on Earth has one thing in common: a very short, very cautionary story about the day it met Chuck Norris. Grizzly bears, great white sharks, king cobras and at least one T-rex all feature in this collection, usually as the loser.
These are the archive's animal and nature jokes, ranked by the community. They're broad, visual and almost always clean, which makes them some of the most shared facts on the site. They also pair well with our meme generator if you want to put one over a picture of Chuck staring down the camera.
Dinosaur jokes get their own sub-genre here, mostly explaining why there are no longer any dinosaurs.
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