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#676

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#677

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#678

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#679

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#680

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#681

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#682

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.