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  • Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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  • Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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  • Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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  • When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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  • Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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  • Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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  • While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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